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quakers may allow gay marriage

2009-07-31T15:18:00.000-05:00

Quakers 'to allow gay marriages' (From Andover Advertiser): "A Christian denomination that supports same-sex unions is expected to decide whether to perform marriage ceremonies for gay couples."

two older pics

2009-07-31T13:54:00.003-05:00

I thought I would repost these. It's Lucille Ball topless and Marlon Brando sucking a dick.

ungrateful bitch wants to return porn money

2009-07-31T04:02:00.000-05:00

Dear Abby: " Two years ago my younger sister 'Cilla' generously set up college funds for my three children. Each account has more than $25,000. My husband and I were stunned, but Cilla insisted she is making good money in the film industry and wanted to do this for my family."

katy perry shopping

2009-07-31T00:49:00.001-05:00

When she's out in public dressed like that she looks like a daytime hooker.

jennifer anniston has nipples

2009-07-30T21:13:00.003-05:00

In the South we call this birddogging.

what is ass cream?

2009-07-30T20:59:00.000-05:00

I don't think I want any of that.

marky mark

2009-07-30T16:57:00.000-05:00

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katy perry in seahorse outfit

2009-07-30T13:13:00.002-05:00

That's a seahorse on her little outfit. Does her grandmother make these things for her?

In the next pic she checks her pits to see how much they stink.

bikini girl rampage

2009-07-30T12:35:00.001-05:00

A woman has been arrested in America for carjacking an SUV - while dressed in nothing but a bikini.

According to police in Southaven, Mississippi, 24-year-old Morgan Haley approached a woman on her driveway last Thursday evening, and demanded her car.

The woman complied, but asked if she could take her children out of the vehicle first.

With the children safely removed, Haley then drove to a nearby RV dealership, where according to authorities she tried to rob it by claiming she had a gun hidden underneath a towel.

Employees at the dealership weren't convinced by her gun claims (according to police, the gun was actually a mobile phone), and took the opportunity to wrestle the bikini-clad woman to the ground and call the police.

According to a police spokesman, Haley appeared to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol during her crimes.

Nah.... Ya think?

new game

2009-07-29T22:57:00.001-05:00

Text a girl and ask if you can tap that.

Here's the responses.

Her: You better not ask me
Me: just play along i need a good 1
Her: no
Me: Ayy gurl when can i tap dat ***?
Her: Never
Her: My sister likes you though
Me: dont you hate your sister?
Her: yeah
Me: so lets **** and make her jealous
Her: No
Me: ****.

free sasha grey galleries

2009-07-29T19:43:00.003-05:00

Here are some videos and pics.
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http://girls.twistys.com/preview/totm/08-2009/sashagrey02/05/?nats=MTIzMTg6NTox
http://girls.twistys.com/preview/totm/08-2009/sashagrey03/05/?nats=MTIzMTg6NTox
http://girls.twistys.com/preview/totm/08-2009/sashagrey04/05/?nats=MTIzMTg6NTox

katherine heigel on having an orgasm

2009-07-29T17:38:00.001-05:00

obama naked with a unicorn

2009-07-29T16:16:00.001-05:00

There are lots of these, here.

I can't figure out why Dr. House is in this one. Some sort of commentary on health care issues?

lionel richie dating bai ling?

2009-07-29T12:44:00.003-05:00

Good luck, Lionel. You're too old for one this crazy, but wounds heal and chicks dig scars.

Just don't let her cut off your dick and throw it from a moving car.

Singer LIONEL RICHIE has sparked speculation he's embarked on a new romance after he was spotted enjoying a date with actress BAI LING.
The Endless Love hitmaker was seen laughing and flirting with the Chinese star while they dined together at Whist Restaurant in Santa Monica, California last Thursday (23Jul09), reports Fox News.

madonna is even older than that

2009-07-28T22:37:00.002-05:00

Best caption for this pic submitted by Anastasia Beaverhausen, who said, "zombie madonna wants braaaaiiinnns.....". She wins.... nothing.

helen keller sings the blues

2009-07-28T18:05:00.000-05:00

danica patrick looking cute

2009-07-28T16:22:00.001-05:00

This is from twitter.

eliza dushku in fhm

2009-07-28T16:15:00.000-05:00

omg! katy perry got a strawberry tattoo!

2009-07-28T02:00:00.001-05:00

What is she 7 or something?

via her twit stream.

the palm pre girl is creepy

2009-07-28T00:35:00.000-05:00

She's also kind of yellow. Bing, bing, bing. She's trying to hypnotize me! Get out of my brain! I'll never buy your crappy phone!

lady gaga forgot her clothes

2009-07-28T00:08:00.001-05:00

Some idiot on a message board was saying Lady Gaga stole her style from Christina Aguilera. Let me just say that's dumb.

Stealing someone's style is a stupid concept. But besides that, they both stole it from Madonnna, who stole it from Marilyn Monroe. Who probably stole it from some dance hall girl from the 1880's.

Anyway, Lady Gaga totally sucks. Especially her music. And I also think she's a dude.

via Faded Youth Blog.

miranda kerr topless in ocean

2009-07-27T15:07:00.002-05:00

the velvet mafia rules all

2009-07-27T14:58:00.002-05:00

They make up 10% of the population, but 42% of the characters on HBO.

Four nets were rated "good," led by HBO with 42% representation of LGBT characters, a 16% increase from last year. Virtually all non-sports original HBO series included LGBT content, with shows such as "True Blood" and "The No. 1 Lades Detective Agency" lauded for featuring "complex and authentic LGBT characters from diverse backgrounds."

mariah carey's talents

2009-07-27T14:56:00.001-05:00

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naked chicks plow fields in india

2009-07-27T14:00:00.002-05:00

PATNA, India (Reuters) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods to bring some badly needed monsoon rain, officials said on Thursday.

Witnesses said the naked girls in Bihar state plowed the fields and chanted ancient hymns after sunset to invoke the gods. They said elderly village women helped the girls drag the plows.

Really? Are the gods embarrassed by this? Maybe they wanted to see the girls plow naked? Now you won't get any rain at all. It's cheaper than going to a strip club.

via

happy kid meets katie price

2009-07-27T13:36:00.000-05:00

I think he's drooling.

ali larter upskirt

2009-07-27T11:56:00.003-05:00

If you look very closely, and believe me, I have, you can see she's actually wearing a thong.

another abstinence only republican has sex with a 22 year old intern

2009-07-27T11:38:00.002-05:00

In a sworn affidavit, a Tennessee state investigator has said that Stanley admitted to having a "sexual relationship" with a 22-year-old female intern working in his office, and to taking nude pictures of her in "provocative poses" in his apartment.

Do you think he went bareback since he doesn't believe in condoms? More here.

so pretty....

2009-07-24T16:02:00.002-05:00

I just like Michelle Trachtenberg. It seems like she hasn't been working much, lately. Someone in Hollywood needs to give her a job where she has to show lots of skin.

transgender mayor appears in bikini and miniskirt

2009-07-24T14:43:00.002-05:00

He looks like a cross-dressing Carrot Top. Link.

jennifer connelly bikini candids

2009-07-24T14:35:00.001-05:00

luke skywalker was a redneck

2009-07-24T14:27:00.001-05:00

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farrah the angel

2009-07-24T14:24:00.001-05:00

Here's a pic from w00t with Farrah Fawcett as an angel.

side boob

2009-07-23T23:08:00.000-05:00

via the dirty rotten whore

drunk puts hammer heads up his ass

2009-07-23T16:15:00.002-05:00

Here's the xray.

The story is here. Including after pics.

bai ling in daisy dukes

2009-07-23T12:29:00.002-05:00

She doesn't look quite so creepy in these.

via drunken stepfather.

amy winehouse cleans up real purty..... for court

2009-07-23T12:11:00.003-05:00

erin andrews sex tape

2009-07-23T12:05:00.003-05:00

Here are some screencaps from the Erin Andrews sex tape. See the video here.

katrina darrell, bikini girl

2009-07-22T23:29:00.001-05:00

Doing what she does. Which is hang around in a bikini.

you've been punked, republicans

2009-07-22T23:11:00.002-05:00

Here it is revealed who is Sacha Baron Cohen's most recent character.

natalie portman's nipples

2009-07-22T23:07:00.001-05:00

Hah, hah, it was a trick.
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lady gaga wears a coat made out of kermit the frog

2009-07-22T12:12:00.002-05:00

I'd link to the site but it appears to be infected with something.

drugs

2009-07-22T12:10:00.001-05:00

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and he don't roll on shabbas

2009-07-21T21:57:00.001-05:00

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annalynne mccord in a bikini, again

2009-07-21T21:46:00.002-05:00

Just out there, being healthy, soaking up rays, generating news coverage by prancing around in a bikini.

via celebrity odor.

evan rachel wood naked in id magazine

2009-07-21T21:41:00.001-05:00

via scanner.

french gymnast pee

2009-07-21T20:06:00.002-05:00

I didn't know about this when it happened. She squirted right through her outfit.

Pics taken at the wrong time, from Caveman Circus.

Publish Post

ming na looking good

2009-07-21T12:07:00.002-05:00

via celebrity snap

I've always thought she was hot, but underrated.

bai ling looking creepy at outfest

2009-07-21T11:57:00.002-05:00

She's spooky looking in this one, isn't she? Look at her eyes, not her body.

whitney port bikini

2009-07-20T22:31:00.002-05:00

She's got a "Who farted y'all?" look on her face. via ns4w

annalynne mccord, bikini, beach, sand

2009-07-20T22:21:00.003-05:00

I'm a lot less impressed with her since I found out she was wearing falsies.

And she still don't have no tits. via celebrity snap.

avril lavigne oot and aboot

2009-07-20T21:07:00.003-05:00

Remember when Avril Lavigne used to be a punk rock alterna-chick? What happened? Now she looks like a soccer mom with too much lipstick.

Nice SUV. That was sarcasm.

fergie's penis

2009-07-20T19:24:00.003-05:00

If that's not a penis and balls then what is it? Is she smuggling drugs in her crotch? Someone needs to volunteer to look in Fergie's crotch. Because I'm not gonna do it. But, clearly, something unusual is going on down there and someone should be notified.

what's that around britney's neck?

2009-07-20T19:18:00.000-05:00

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david byrne almost ran over paris hilton on his bike

2009-07-20T13:03:00.000-05:00

Hilton was "holding her little doggie, crossing the street against the light and looking around as if to say, 'I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognize me?' " Link.

nirvana vs rick astley, never gonna give your teen spirit up

2009-07-20T01:48:00.001-05:00

Kurt would have hated this.

jennifer lopez sucking on a popsicle

2009-07-20T00:49:00.000-05:00

lindsay lohan photoshoot

2009-07-17T23:04:00.002-05:00

If I was painted, airbrushed and photoshopped as much as she is you would want to fuck me, too.

eva mendes in a bikini

2009-07-17T16:44:00.000-05:00

lady gaga is a clown

2009-07-17T14:04:00.002-05:00

What the hell is that outfit? It's like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink if she had been a retarded rich clown.

heterosexual men fall in love in lesbian chatroom « The Factual World

2009-07-17T12:42:00.000-05:00

heterosexual men fall in love in lesbian chatroom « The Factual World: "Jeffery Storr of Vancouver WA visited the Lesbian chatroom called “F4F No MEN!!” under the name “EtherealFey”. He claimed he was just visiting the chatroom because he was bored at work one day.

But he met and fell in love with someone using the name “Mullet4Life”. She claimed to be a 22 year old art student at Smith College."

emma watson sideboob

2009-07-17T00:20:00.001-05:00

via nowatermark

She's getting as bad as Lily Allen. Everywhere she goes she's showing panties or boobs.

kim kardashian in a green bikini

2009-07-16T15:58:00.001-05:00

Because that's what she does. She's so hot people just pay her to show up in a bikini and eat watermelon.

this message brought to you by your aunt flo

2009-07-16T15:53:00.001-05:00

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annalynne mccord has no tits

2009-07-16T15:02:00.003-05:00

I knew she had small tits, that was obvious. But apparently what little she does have is fake. If you look at the closeup you can see her falsie falling out.

Either that or she's got a large wart under there.

paris hilton and a guy with a camera

2009-07-16T14:31:00.001-05:00

It's a slow news day so this guy stuck his camera up Paris Hilton's dress. via nsfw

jamie lynn siegler as a real housewife of new jersey

2009-07-16T01:08:00.002-05:00

michael jackson's hair on fire video

2009-07-15T19:08:00.001-05:00

Now imagine that, over his whole body, and no one puts it out. That's what MJ looks like in hell, right now.

another ashley tisdale upskirt

2009-07-15T17:33:00.002-05:00

Just a slight one this time.

via hq-celebrity

pregnant bikini contest

2009-07-15T17:24:00.002-05:00

via examiner

kim kardashian gothy

2009-07-15T17:19:00.001-05:00

Here's Kim done up in a goth kinda look.

anna friel topless

2009-07-15T13:29:00.002-05:00

I'm not sure who she is, but she's going to be the star of the remake of Breakfast at Tiffany's.

So here she is with her boobies hanging out.

Apparently her nipples are square if you look at them in the right angle.

where hiv came from

2009-07-15T12:43:00.001-05:00

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ashley tisdale candids

2009-07-14T22:07:00.003-05:00

Am I the only one who thinks it's odd to wear cowboy boots, daisy dukes and carry around a gallon of water? She looks good, but it just seems odd.

hustler true hollywood stories: lindsay lohan

2009-07-14T21:54:00.002-05:00

With a great quote from Paris Hilton, "She had to know her tit fell out. I always know when my tit falls out. I mean, come on, it gets cold."

denise richards topless screencaps

2009-07-14T16:04:00.001-05:00

These are screencaps from Denise Richard's show. She took off her bikini top at the beach. So, Boobies!

alien vs predator: british edition

2009-07-14T15:46:00.000-05:00

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scarlett johansson in esquire

2009-07-14T15:40:00.002-05:00

via celeb dump

She's shaving her legs in a couple of these, so I suppose if you have that fetish your in luck.

a message from megan fox

2009-07-13T22:46:00.001-05:00

amanda bynes in short skirt again

2009-07-13T21:05:00.001-05:00

This time she got drunk and wandered around in until the paparazzi came up and told her who she was.

See? The paps aren't all bad.

kim kardashian in skintight spandex

2009-07-13T16:09:00.001-05:00

Couple of good butt shots in these.

Via hq celebrity.

do you want michael jackson to suck your lolipop?

2009-07-13T11:31:00.001-05:00

If you're still a fan after the pedophilia then you probably would.

Michael Jackson secret gay life claims | The Sun |News: "MICHAEL Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying: “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop”, it was claimed last night.

A sensational new book rushed out in the wake of Jackson’s death insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.

And it alleges he would sneak out of his home at midnight dressed as a WOMAN to keep seedy dates with a male lover."

Do I need to say anything else.

fag detector

2009-07-13T01:00:00.000-05:00

Some German company has a product called the FAG Detector III.

What do you think it does?

Site.

zooey deschanel sorta topless, and blonde, from 2002

2009-07-12T02:47:00.001-05:00

Another one of these sort of topless pics.

Hey, Zooey, turn around!

brooke hogan has thighs that could kill lesser men

2009-07-10T22:06:00.002-05:00

I'm not sure if I'm up to the challenge, myself.

I like it rough but she looks like she could really hurt me.

via dirty rotten whore.

david bowie wants you to play with his balls

2009-07-10T19:47:00.000-05:00

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lily allen boobie bunny

2009-07-10T18:03:00.001-05:00

Don't know why, but here's Lily Allen as a bunny.

hayden panettiere in striped bikini

2009-07-10T17:56:00.000-05:00

katy perry in blue bikini

2009-07-10T17:10:00.002-05:00

mary louise parker pretends to bake a pie

2009-07-09T22:59:00.003-05:00

For some reason I don't think this is where her talents lie.

In the last one you can see boobie.

billy mays is in heaven, michael jackson is in hell

2009-07-09T16:51:00.001-05:00

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lady gaga in bra and short skirt

2009-07-09T14:17:00.001-05:00

She's got a bruise on her upper thigh. I bet she likes it rough.

via celebrity odor

elizabeth hurley sorta topless

2009-07-09T14:02:00.002-05:00

Another one of those "sorta topless" posts. She is, in fact, topless, but she's covering up. Don't you hate that?

But if you want one of her actually topless, here you go.

Here's another one I like.

Some of these via dirty rotten whore.

kristen stewart as joan jett

2009-07-09T02:06:00.002-05:00

They're making a movie based on the Runaways, which were Joan Jett, Lita Ford, and that lesbian chick from the Bangles, some others.

Kristen Stewart is playing Joan Jett. Here she is in a thin tshirt, no bra, nipples birddogging.

emma watson waiting for letterman

2009-07-08T21:57:00.003-05:00

Ok, two weird things about this photo.

One is what she's wearing. It looks like a Judy Jetson dress.

Two is the guy in the back who is reaching out to strangle her. He looks really pissed.

sarah palin with a gun

2009-07-08T15:50:00.001-05:00

What we wish would happen.

lady gaga in a black mask

2009-07-08T15:40:00.001-05:00

I think it means she's turned into a new age Moslem.

Or maybe she's got a huge zit.

Or maybe it's not even her.

hayden panettiere in white

2009-07-08T15:26:00.002-05:00

White is the new black, apparently.

That sounds racist.

megan fox sorta topless

2009-07-08T01:00:00.000-05:00

Well, she's topless, but hair is covering up the boobs, so it's cheating.